Not E3

Episode 3 sucks. Here it is in a nutshell:

I'm a Jedi! OH NOS MY WIFE MIGHT DIE! NOW I MUST BE A SITH! Die Jedi Die! OH OBI-WON I HATE YOU! Clang clang clang OOPS LAVA! RISE VADER! YES MASTER! BUM BUM BUM BUM BA BUM BUM BA BUM!

if you consider those to be spoilers, suck my cock.

That puts the final score for the series at 2 OK-good movies and 4 bad.

Thus we may now declare that, in truth, Star Wars sucks.

This is all.